{"id":1418,"date":"2026-01-13T14:28:58","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T14:28:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/?p=1418"},"modified":"2026-01-13T14:28:58","modified_gmt":"2026-01-13T14:28:58","slug":"morning-jokes-%f0%9f%a4%a9%f0%9f%98%82%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/?p=1418","title":{"rendered":"morning JOKES \ud83e\udd29\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. The way some cars look l\u00edke in Nigeria, if they drive them to petr\u00f4l stat\u00edon, they will direct you to where they sell ker\u00f4sene\u00a0\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude46\"<\/span>\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>

2. H\u00e9art br\u00e9\u00e2k is not when your l\u014dve l\u00ea\u00e4ves you……. H\u00e9art br\u00e9\u00e2k is when your newly wedded wife is in the kit\u00e7hen preparing dinner and she ask “h0ney how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??”\"\ud83d\ude28\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude28\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude33\"<\/span>

3. Dear pol\u00edti\u00e7ians, if u don’t know how to speak English please sh\u00fat up..which one is “take the lead and foll0w me?”\"\ud83d\ude00\"<\/span>\u00a0\"\ud83d\ude21\"<\/span>\"\u2620\ufe0f\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\udc4a\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude46\"<\/span>\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>

4. When you are in l\u00f3ve, wonders happen. But once you get marr\u012bed, you wonder, what h\u0101ppened.
If you experience, you know.\u00a0\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude25\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude05\"<\/span>\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>

5. Igbo boys if u want to to\u00e3st her do it well which one is “Looking at look of things you resemble familiar”\"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span>\u00a0\"\ud83d\ude05\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude25\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude25\"<\/span>

6. Girls will be using \u201cGreet your girlfri\u0113nd for me\u201d format to check if you have girlfri\u0113nd or not..See we’ve have cat\u00e7h you all now!!!\"\ud83d\ude0f\"<\/span>

\"\ud83d\udcaf\"<\/span>\"\u270d\ufe0f\"<\/span>\"\u270d\ufe0f\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\udc49\"<\/span>\u00a0Daniel Michael okon

7. She b\u0113gged me to swit\u00e7h on my h\u00f3tspot so she could Whats\u00c1pp. She’s now showing me funny videos of Ins\u00e2gram and she is expecting me to laugh*\"\ud83d\ude12\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude12\"<\/span>

8. Not all goodbyes are s\u00e2d.
Example: “Goodbye class”.\"\ud83d\ude00\"<\/span>

9. I remember in secondary school, I was so \u00fagly that a girl started \u00e7ry\u00edng one day because people in school told her I l\u00edke her.\u00a0\"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span>

10. Every family has that one legend that doesn’t greet visitors.\u00a0\"\u270a\ud83c\udffd\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\udeb6\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\"<\/span>

11. Those girls who l\u00edke asking airtime anyhow….. Why do you buy phone, when you know you are p\u014d\u014dr\"\ud83d\ude0f\"<\/span>
P\u014d\u014dr girls big taste\"\ud83d\ude0f\"<\/span>

12. If you have D\u00edmples it will show Stop B\u00ebnding your mouth as if you have part\u00edal str0ke.\u00a0\"\ud83d\ude0c\"<\/span>

Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. The way some cars look l\u00edke in Nigeria, if they drive them to petr\u00f4l stat\u00edon, they will direct you to where they sell ker\u00f4sene\u00a02.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1419,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1418"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1420,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions\/1420"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}