{"id":1788,"date":"2026-01-20T17:13:33","date_gmt":"2026-01-20T17:13:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/?p=1788"},"modified":"2026-01-20T17:13:33","modified_gmt":"2026-01-20T17:13:33","slug":"i-never-told-my-cheating-husband-that-i-was-nominated-to-the-supreme-court-he-served-me-divorce-papers-at-dinner-laughing-with-his-mistress-im-taking-the-house-and-the-kids-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/?p=1788","title":{"rendered":"I never told my cheating husband that I was nominated to the Supreme Court. He served me divorce papers at dinner, laughing with his mistress. \u201cI\u2019m taking the house and the kids. You\u2019re just a weak paralegal.\u201d He didn\u2019t know his mistress was actually an embezzler on the run. The police stormed the restaurant. She screamed, \u201cCall your lawyer!\u201d My husband looked at me, pleading for help. I stood up, put on my robe from my bag, and smiled. \u201cI don\u2019t defend criminals,\u201d I said. \u201cI sentence them.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI don\u2019t defend criminals,\u201d I said, smoothing the black fabric over my shoulders. \u201cI sentence them.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>But before I could deliver that verdict, I had to survive the silence.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>The West Wing of the White House smells of history\u2014old leather, beeswax, and the faint, electric charge of power. I stood in the Oval Office, my hands clasped behind my back, trying to steady the tremor in my fingers. The President of the United States, a man whose signature could move fleets, was smiling at me.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cThe country is honored, Elena,\u201d he said, his voice warm and steady. \u201cYour record on the appellate court is unimpeachable. The Senate confirmation will be a formality. The announcement goes live tomorrow at 9 AM. Keep the robe safe.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\"><\/div>\n<p>He handed me a heavy, garment bag embossed with the presidential seal. Inside rested the black silk robe of a Supreme Court Justice.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cThank you, Mr. President,\u201d I said, my voice surprisingly calm. \u201cI won\u2019t let you down.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I walked out of the White House and into the humid D.C. afternoon. I slipped the garment bag into a worn, unassuming tote bag I used for groceries. To the Secret Service agents at the gate, I was just another staffer. To the world, I was about to become one of the nine most powerful jurists in the land.<\/p>\n<p>But to my husband, Mark, I was just a boring paralegal who forgot to pick up the dry cleaning.<\/p>\n<p>I checked my phone. Five missed calls. All from Mark.<\/p>\n<p>I dialed him back as I hailed a cab. \u201cMark? Is everything okay?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d his voice crackled with manic energy. \u201cI\u2019ve been calling for an hour. You know I hate voicemail.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was\u2026 at work,\u201d I lied. Technically true, though he thought \u2018work\u2019 meant filing briefs for a mid-tier firm in Georgetown.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhatever,\u201d he dismissed me. \u201cMeet me at Le Bernadin at 7:00. Sharp. And for god\u2019s sake, try to look expensive for once. Wear the pearls. I have a guest.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA guest? Mark, it\u2019s Tuesday. I\u2019m exhausted.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is big, Elena. Bigger than your little paralegal brain can handle. Just be there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He hung up.<\/p>\n<p>I stared at the phone. My \u201clittle paralegal brain\u201d had just dissected constitutional law with the leader of the free world. But to Mark, I was background noise\u2014a paycheck to cover the mortgage while he chased \u201cventure capital\u201d deals that usually ended in lawsuits or silence.<\/p>\n<p>I arrived at Le Bernadin at 6:55. I wasn\u2019t wearing pearls. I was wearing a simple navy suit, the tote bag with the Supreme Court robe resting heavily at my feet.<\/p>\n<p>The restaurant was a cathedral of fine dining\u2014hushed tones, crystal glasses, and the smell of truffle oil. Mark was already at a prime table, sipping a martini. He wore a suit that was too shiny, a watch that was too big, and a smile that didn\u2019t reach his eyes.<\/p>\n<p>He looked me up and down with a sneer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou look like a librarian, Elena,\u201d he said by way of greeting. \u201cBut I guess that fits. You\u2019ve always been\u2026 background noise. Did you bring the car?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI took a cab,\u201d I said, sitting down. \u201cWho are we meeting?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mark checked his Rolex, a knock-off he swore was real. He ignored my question, his eyes lighting up as he looked past me toward the entrance.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight on time,\u201d he murmured, smoothing his tie.<\/p>\n<p>I turned around.<\/p>\n<p>A woman was walking toward our table. She was stunning\u2014tall, blonde, wearing a red dress that cost more than my car. Diamonds glittered at her throat and wrists.<\/p>\n<p>I narrowed my eyes. The necklace looked familiar. It looked suspiciously like the vintage pendant my grandmother had left me\u2014the one that had gone \u201cmissing\u201d from my jewelry box last month.<\/p>\n<p>Mark stood up. He didn\u2019t introduce her. He didn\u2019t shake her hand.<\/p>\n<p>He kissed her on the lips. Right in front of me. A long, lingering, possessive kiss.<\/p>\n<p>The restaurant seemed to tilt on its axis.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cElena,\u201d Mark said, sitting back down and gesturing for the woman to take the chair next to him. \u201cThis is Jessica. And we have some paperwork for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My breath caught in my throat, a sharp intake of air that tasted of betrayal. I looked from Mark to Jessica, then back to Mark.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPaperwork?\u201d I asked, my voice dangerously steady.<\/p>\n<p>Mark reached into his briefcase and slid a thick manila envelope across the white tablecloth. It knocked over the salt shaker, spilling grains like white sand across the linen.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m filing for divorce, Elena,\u201d he said, his voice devoid of any emotion other than smug satisfaction. He clutched Jessica\u2019s hand, lacing his fingers through hers. \u201cI\u2019m taking the house. I\u2019m taking the savings. Jessica and I are building an empire, and you\u2019re just dead weight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jessica laughed. It was a tinkling, artificial sound, like glass breaking. She looked at me with eyes that were cold and assessing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t worry, sweetie,\u201d she purred, leaning forward so the stolen diamonds caught the light. \u201cI\u2019m sure there\u2019s a nice studio apartment in Queens you can afford on a paralegal\u2019s wage. Mark needs a woman who understands power, not someone who files paperwork for a living.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked at her. Really looked at her. I saw the hunger in her eyes, the desperation masked by arrogance. I saw Mark, sweating slightly despite his bluster, thinking he had finally won the lottery.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up the papers.<\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t cry. I didn\u2019t scream. Years of judicial training kicked in. I detached. I became the observer.<\/p>\n<p>I scanned the first page. It was a mess.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMark,\u201d I said, looking up over the rim of the document. \u201cYour lawyer misspelled \u2018plaintiff\u2019 in the first paragraph. And he cited a precedent from 1984 that was overturned in 2002.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mark blinked, his smile faltering for a second. \u201cWhat? Who cares about the spelling? Read the terms!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am reading them,\u201d I said. \u201cYou\u2019re claiming spousal support based on \u2018anticipated future earnings\u2019? Mark, you haven\u2019t earned a profit in six years. My salary pays for your \u2018office\u2019 space.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s about to change!\u201d Mark slammed his fist on the table, rattling the silverware. \u201cJessica is a visionary! We have investors lined up! My business success is going to crush your little paralegal salary in court. I\u2019ll leave you with nothing!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re pathetic,\u201d I said softly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStop acting smart!\u201d he shouted, his face turning red. Heads turned at nearby tables. \u201cYou\u2019re nothing! You hear me? Nothing! You\u2019re a weak, boring paralegal who got lucky landing me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The restaurant went quiet. The ma\u00eetre d\u2019 started walking toward our table, looking concerned.<\/p>\n<p>I placed the papers back on the table.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think we\u2019re done here,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSit down!\u201d Mark ordered. \u201cYou sign those papers now, or I\u2019ll make sure\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, the silence of the restaurant was shattered.<\/p>\n<p>Not by Mark.<\/p>\n<p>But by the wail of sirens outside.<\/p>\n<p>Blue and red lights flooded through the floor-to-ceiling windows, painting Mark\u2019s angry face in alternating shades of panic. Screeching tires. Shouting voices.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNobody move! FBI!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The shout echoed off the vaulted ceilings, bouncing around the terrified silence of Le Bernadin.<\/p>\n<p>The heavy double doors burst open. Six agents in tactical vests poured into the dining room, weapons drawn but pointed low.<\/p>\n<p>Patrons screamed and ducked under tables. Waiters dropped trays.<\/p>\n<p>Mark stood up, indignant, his arrogance overriding his survival instinct.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is ridiculous!\u201d he shouted at the lead agent. \u201cI know the Mayor! You can\u2019t just barge in here!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He pointed a shaking finger at the agent. \u201cMy fianc\u00e9 and I are trying to have dinner! Get out!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lead agent\u2014a tall man with a jaw like granite\u2014didn\u2019t even look at Mark. He marched straight to our table, flanked by two others.<\/p>\n<p>He stopped in front of Jessica.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJessica Thorne, aka \u2018The Black Widow of Wall Street\u2019,\u201d the agent announced, his voice booming. \u201cYou are under arrest for wire fraud, embezzlement, and eighteen counts of identity theft.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jessica\u2019s face went white. The smugness evaporated, replaced by the feral terror of a trapped animal. She dropped her wine glass. It shattered on the floor, splashing red wine onto Mark\u2019s shoes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d Mark stammered, looking from the agent to Jessica. \u201d embezzlement? No, she\u2019s an angel investor! She\u2019s backing my company!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s backing you into a cell, sir,\u201d the agent said dryly. \u201cShe\u2019s been using your accounts to launder stolen funds for three months.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMark!\u201d Jessica screamed, lunging for him as the agents grabbed her arms. \u201cTell them who you are! Call your lawyer! Fix this!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mark backed away, his hands raised. \u201cI\u2026 I didn\u2019t know! I swear!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The agents cuffed Jessica. She fought, spitting and cursing, a whirlwind of red silk and stolen diamonds.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGet her out of here,\u201d the lead agent commanded.<\/p>\n<p>As they dragged her away, screaming obscenities that would make a sailor blush, the agent turned his attention to Mark.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir,\u201d he said. \u201cWe have records indicating you paid for this dinner\u2014and several other luxury purchases\u2014with a credit card linked to Ms. Thorne\u2019s fraudulent accounts.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe gave me the card!\u201d Mark cried, sweat pouring down his face. \u201cShe said it was her corporate account!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re coming with us for questioning,\u201d the agent said, reaching for his handcuffs.<\/p>\n<p>Mark looked at the agents. He looked at the diners staring at him with disgust.<\/p>\n<p>Then, he turned to me.<\/p>\n<p>His eyes were wide with terror. The bluster was gone. The \u201cemperor\u201d was gone. He was just a small, scared man realizing the walls were closing in.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cElena\u2026\u201d he whispered. \u201cElena, you work in law. You know people. You know the procedure.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He reached for my hand, the same hand he had pushed away minutes ago.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo something! Tell them I\u2019m innocent! Tell them I\u2019m a good man!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir, turn around,\u201d the agent barked, grabbing Mark\u2019s shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cElena, please!\u201d Mark begged, resisting. \u201cRepresent me! I\u2019m your husband! You can\u2019t let them take me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t represent you, Mark,\u201d I said, my voice cutting through his panic.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, you can! You\u2019re a paralegal, you know the forms! Just get me bail!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stood up slowly. I picked up the tote bag at my feet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not a paralegal, Mark,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>I reached into the bag. The fabric of the garment bag was cool and heavy in my hands. I unzipped it.<\/p>\n<p>The sound of the zipper was loud in the sudden hush of our table.<\/p>\n<p>I pulled out the black robe. The heavy silk cascaded down, catching the ambient light. It was the uniform of the highest authority in the land.<\/p>\n<p>Mark froze. The FBI agent froze.<\/p>\n<p>I slipped my arms into the sleeves. I pulled the robe around my shoulders and zipped the front. It settled onto me like armor, familiar and empowering. On the lapel, the gold pin of the Presidential Seal glinted.<\/p>\n<p>I stood tall.<\/p>\n<p>The lead FBI agent stopped manhandling Mark. He looked at me, then at the pin, then back at my face. Recognition dawned in his eyes. He had seen the news briefings. He knew who was on the shortlist.<\/p>\n<p>He signaled his men to stand down. He straightened his tie.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJudge Vance?\u201d the agent asked, his voice filled with awe. \u201cI\u2026 I didn\u2019t know you were present, Your Honor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mark looked at the agent, then at me, utterly confused.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJudge?\u201d he whispered. \u201cWhat? What is he talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked down at Mark. He was shivering, small and pathetic in his shiny suit.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t defend criminals, Mark,\u201d I said, my voice projecting to the back of the room, clear and resonant as a bell. \u201cI sentence them.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Mark stared at me, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNominated?\u201d he choked out. \u201cTo the Supreme Court? But\u2026 you file papers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI write opinions,\u201d I corrected. \u201cI interpret the Constitution. And for the last ten years, while you were playing businessman, I was serving on the Federal Court of Appeals. You just never asked about my day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mark looked at the robe. He looked at the face of the woman he had called weak. He realized, with a crushing finality, that he had been living with a giant and treating her like an insect.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cElena\u2026\u201d he whimpered. \u201cI\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I turned to the FBI agent.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAgent,\u201d I said. \u201cThis man served me divorce papers five minutes ago. I have no conflict of interest here. Proceed with your investigation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, Your Honor,\u201d the agent said. He grabbed Mark\u2019s arm, not gently.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up my tote bag. I didn\u2019t look back. I walked past Mark, past the shattered wine glass, and out of the restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>The street outside was a circus. The raid had attracted the press. News vans were double-parked, and reporters were shouting questions.<\/p>\n<p>As I exited Le Bernadin, still wearing the robe because I refused to hide it anymore, the flashbulbs blinded me.<\/p>\n<p>But they weren\u2019t shouting about the raid. They recognized me. The leak had evidently happened early.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJudge Vance! Judge Vance! Is it true the President has signed the nomination?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJudge Vance, do you have a comment on the confirmation hearings?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I walked toward the waiting black town car the White House had sent for my security detail.<\/p>\n<p>I paused at the curb. I glanced back one last time.<\/p>\n<p>Mark was being shoved into the back of a squad car. His expensive suit was rumpled. His hair was a mess. He looked at the cameras, then at me. His face was a mask of regret and desperation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cElena!\u201d he shouted over the noise of the crowd. \u201cI didn\u2019t mean it! It was just stress! I love you! Tell them!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the man who had dismissed me, cheated on me, and tried to leave me with nothing.<\/p>\n<p>A reporter thrust a microphone in my face. \u201cJudge, do you know that man?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the camera. My expression was impassive, judicial.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo comment,\u201d I said. \u201cThe law speaks for itself.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I got into the car. The heavy door thudded shut, sealing out the noise, the lights, and the man who had been my husband.<\/p>\n<p>As the car pulled away, navigating the sea of media, my phone buzzed.<\/p>\n<p>I pulled it out.<\/p>\n<p>It was a text from Mark\u2019s lawyer\u2014the shark he had hired to destroy me.<\/p>\n<p>Subject: Re: Divorce Petition<br \/>\nMrs. Vance, given the recent\u2026 developments, and your husband\u2019s current legal predicament, my client would like to withdraw the divorce petition immediately. He believes reconciliation is in the best interest of all parties.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed softly. It was the first time I had laughed all day.<\/p>\n<p>I typed a reply.<\/p>\n<p>To: Legal Counsel<br \/>\nFrom: Justice Elena Vance<br \/>\nMessage: Motion Denied. Proceed with the filing. I want the house.<\/p>\n<p>I hit send.<\/p>\n<p>I leaned back in the leather seat. I felt the weight of the marriage lifting off my shoulders, floating away like smoke. I wasn\u2019t afraid of the Senate hearings. I wasn\u2019t afraid of the scrutiny. I had just survived the hardest trial of my life, and I had won.<\/p>\n<p>Three Months Later<\/p>\n<p>The Great Hall of the Supreme Court is a space that demands reverence. Marble columns rise to a ceiling painted with the figures of law and justice.<\/p>\n<p>I stood at the front of the room, my hand resting on a Bible held by my sister.<\/p>\n<p>The President of the United States stood before me. The room was packed\u2014Senators, Justices, the legal elite of the nation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI, Elena Vance, do solemnly swear\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My voice was strong. It didn\u2019t tremble.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026to administer justice without respect to persons, and do equal right to the poor and to the rich\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked out at the sea of faces. I didn\u2019t see Mark.<\/p>\n<p>Mark was in a federal holding facility, awaiting trial for accessory to fraud. He had lost the house. He had lost his reputation. He was exactly where he feared to be: irrelevant. A footnote in my biography.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026and that I will faithfully and impartially discharge and perform all the duties incumbent upon me as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States under the Constitution and laws of the United States, so help me God.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCongratulations, Justice Vance,\u201d the Chief Justice said, shaking my hand.<\/p>\n<p>I felt the weight of the robe on my shoulders. It wasn\u2019t heavy anymore. It felt like wings.<\/p>\n<p>I walked to the bench. I took my seat\u2014the seat that would be mine for life.<\/p>\n<p>The gavel sounded\u2014a sharp, clear note of finality that echoed through the chamber.<\/p>\n<p>Bang.<\/p>\n<p>Court was in session.<\/p>\n<p>As the ceremony ended and the crowd began to disperse, a young woman approached the bench. She was dressed in a simple suit, holding a stack of files. She looked nervous.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJustice Vance?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2026 I just wanted to say\u2026\u201d She paused, blushing. \u201cI was a paralegal for five years before law school. People told me I was wasting my time. But watching you\u2026 you\u2019re my hero.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I smiled. I looked at the young woman, seeing the fire in her eyes, the potential she held.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen you know the secret,\u201d I whispered, leaning over the bench.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat secret?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe people who file the paperwork are the ones who actually write the laws,\u201d I said. \u201cNever let them tell you you\u2019re weak. Silence isn\u2019t surrender. It\u2019s just gathering evidence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She smiled, straightening her spine. \u201cThank you, Justice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow,\u201d I said, picking up my gavel. \u201cGo get \u2019em.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If you want more stories like this, or if you\u2019d like to share your thoughts about what you would have done in my situation, I\u2019d love to hear from you. Your perspective helps these stories reach more people, so don\u2019t be shy about commenting or sharing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI don\u2019t defend criminals,\u201d I said, smoothing the black fabric over my shoulders. \u201cI sentence them.\u201d But before I could deliver that verdict, I had<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1789,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1790,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions\/1790"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}