{"id":279,"date":"2025-12-20T14:54:28","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T14:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/?p=279"},"modified":"2025-12-20T14:54:28","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T14:54:28","slug":"a-woman-was-in-bed-with-her-lover-when-suddenly-click-she-heard-her-husbands-key-in-the-front-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"A woman was in bed with her lover when suddenly\u2014click!\u2014she heard her husband\u2019s key in the front door."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cQuick!\u201d she whispered, panicked. \u201cStand in the corner!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She grabbed baby oil, rubbed it all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t move. Pretend you\u2019re a statue.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her husband walked in, spotted the figure in the corner, and asked,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, it\u2019s a statue,\u201d she replied smoothly. \u201cThe Smiths bought one, and I liked it\u2026 so I got one for us, too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He shrugged and said nothing more. They went to bed as if nothing happened.<\/p>\n<p>At around 2 AM, the husband got up, wandered into the kitchen, and came back with a sandwich and a beer.<\/p>\n<p>He placed them in front of the \u201cstatue\u201d and whispered:<br \/>\n\u201cHere\u2014eat up.<\/p>\n<p>I stood like that at the Smiths\u2019 house for three hours and nobody gave me a thing.\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cQuick!\u201d she whispered, panicked. \u201cStand in the corner!\u201d She grabbed baby oil, rubbed it all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. \u201cDon\u2019t move.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":280,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":281,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/281"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viralarticles.it.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}