When Husbands Get Too Clever\u2026<\/p>\n
One evening, a husband\u2014feeling a little too confident for his own good\u2014decided to tease his wife.<\/p>\n
\u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,\u201d he chuckled.
\n\u201cCould take a few inches off your backside!\u201d<\/p>\n
Cue the awkward silence.<\/p>\n
His wife, however, was not one to let such comments go unanswered.<\/p>\n
The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer for a fresh pair of underwear, a mysterious puff of powder burst into the air.<\/p>\n
He coughed and blinked. \u201cWhat the heck?!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAPRIL!\u201d he called out, holding the underwear at arm\u2019s length. \u201cWhy is there talcum powder in my boxers?!\u201d<\/p>\n
From the bathroom, his wife called back sweetly:<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, honey\u2026 that\u2019s not talcum powder. It\u2019s Miracle-Gro.\u201d<\/p>\n
Touch\u00e9, queen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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