A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, from golf decided to leave a note, saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d
\nThen she hid under the bed to see his reaction.<\/p>\n
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.<\/p>\n
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.<\/p>\n
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s finally gone. Yeah I know, it is about time. I\u2019m coming to see you. Put on that s-e.xy French nightie. I love you. Can\u2019t wait to see you. We\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.\u201d He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.<\/p>\n
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.<\/p>\n
\u201cI can see your feet. We\u2019re out of bread; be back in five minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n
The wife checked her husband\u2019s phone
\nThe wife checked her husband\u2019s phone and found these names:
\nTender one
\nAmazing one
\nLady of my dreams<\/p>\n
She called the Tender One and his mother answered.<\/p>\n
Then she called the Amazing One and his sister answered!<\/p>\n
When she dialed the third number her phone rang!!!!<\/p>\n
She cried until her eyes were swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month\u2019s salary to make up for it.<\/p>\n
The husband took all the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as \u201cGafoor The Mechanic.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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