A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and Grandpa Morris gets out.<\/p>\n
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park\u2026and couldn\u2019t find his way home.<\/p>\n
\u201d Oy Morris \u201c, said Grandma, \u201d You\u2019ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost? \u201d<\/p>\n
Leaning close to Grandma, so that the policeman couldn\u2019t hear.<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
Morris whispered, \u201d I wasn\u2019t lost\u2026..I was just too tired to walk home.\u201d<\/p>\n
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A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.<\/p>\n
The prosecutor opened his questioning with, \u201cWhere were you the night of August 24th?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cObjection!\u201d said the defense attorney. \u201cIrrelevant!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that\u2019s okay,\u201d said the blonde from the witness stand. \u201cI don\u2019t mind answering the question.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI object!\u201d the defense said again.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, really,\u201d said the blonde. \u201cI\u2019ll answer.\u201d<\/p>\n
The judge ruled: \u201cIf the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the prosecutor repeated the question:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere were you the night of August 24th?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde replied brightly, \u201cI don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.<\/p>\n
She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse\u2019s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.<\/p>\n
She tries to throw her arms around the horse\u2019s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.<\/p>\n
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse\u2019s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.<\/p>\n
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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