1. The way some cars look líke in Nigeria, if they drive them to petrôl statíon, they will direct you to where they sell kerôsene 
2. Héart bréâk is not when your lōve lêäves you……. Héart bréâk is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitçhen preparing dinner and she ask “h0ney how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??”
3. Dear polítiçians, if u don’t know how to speak English please shút up..which one is “take the lead and foll0w me?”
4. When you are in lóve, wonders happen. But once you get marrīed, you wonder, what hāppened.
If you experience, you know. 
5. Igbo boys if u want to toãst her do it well which one is “Looking at look of things you resemble familiar”
6. Girls will be using “Greet your girlfriēnd for me” format to check if you have girlfriēnd or not..See we’ve have catçh you all now!!!
Daniel Michael okon
7. She bēgged me to switçh on my hótspot so she could WhatsÁpp. She’s now showing me funny videos of Insâgram and she is expecting me to laugh*
8. Not all goodbyes are sâd.
Example: “Goodbye class”.
9. I remember in secondary school, I was so úgly that a girl started çryíng one day because people in school told her I líke her.
10. Every family has that one legend that doesn’t greet visitors. 
11. Those girls who líke asking airtime anyhow….. Why do you buy phone, when you know you are pōōr
Pōōr girls big taste
12. If you have Dímples it will show Stop Bënding your mouth as if you have partíal str0ke. 
Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.
